Yesterday, I went to Smith's to pick up a prescription for Chris. The man at the counter asked me the name and date of birth for the person's name and date of birth, which I gave. I told him that it was his birthday tomorrow, and he said to wish him a happy birthday. Then he asked me if I was his MOTHER! I said, "No, I am his wife. But I will be offended that you said that." He laughed and apologized.
It was very very funny!